22 Examples Of Corvids Literally Giving Zero H*cks And It's The Energy We're Bringing To 2023

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Jan 11, 2023 3:00 PM EST

Before you clicked on this article (and be honest with us), did you know that corvid was another name for a crow? We didn't either, but now we do and we all have a new fun fact to tell at our next awkward silence. Crows are highly intelligent creature, so much so that they're known in the bird community for being annoying little pranksters. Imagine little brother energy, but this one steals your food and can fly away before you can catch him.

But we're here for a growing experience, and if there's anything we can learn from these corvids, it's that we could all give a few less h*cks in our lives. You want to pick your nose, pick it (but definitely wash your hands after)! These crows don't care what people think of them and they're doing just fine. In fact, they're thriving. We want to thrive, too - so from now on we're only identifying as a corvid. Thank you for coming to our TedTalk.

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    Bird
    via Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

    Have you seen that one scene from Family Guy where Stewie goes into Lois's room and tries to get her attention by saying "Mom", "Mum", and "Mummy" for a few minutes until she finally acknowledges him? It's this. Exactly this.

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    Bird - Ⓒloobel Wayrick
    via Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
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    Font - They pull at the back of other animals to distract them so they can have a chance to steal their food
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    Bird
    via Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
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    Dog - 4GIFS.com
    via Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

    Just look at how the dog runs away! He got so scared he ran away like a hooman! And I, ooop! We're also easily scared, so we get it. The dog is probably traumatized from this experience and will never trust birds again. 

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    Sky - That dog ran away on two legs!
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    Bird
    via Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
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    Bird - came by L'acteetman
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    Bird
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    Bird
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    Font - I love the crow riding the eagle, eagle doesn't even seem to care. Like the eagle's a taxi or something. "Where to, Mac?" "Just fly."
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    Bird
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    Bird - Caters News Agency
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    Bird
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    Sky
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    Sky - That last picture is awesome. "Imma stand on yo' head Frank" "Go for it, Carl".
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    Plant - Worried you might be a crow? Or a raven? Or perhaps a bluejay? We here at Corvid Testing are prepared to answer any and all questions you might have about suddenly becoming a bird human. Corvid Testing. We're here for you. CORVID TESTING *****
    via CAW CAW [cough cough]
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    Font - Corvids are amazing creatures... they can even learn to mimic human words.
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    Bird - A model citizen EMIN
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    Sky - That's so Raven!
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    Bird - File: 1386662233025.jpg-(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)18:57:13 UTC+11 No.520558752 [Reply] So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share. > Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night. > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night. > Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested. > Apparently they're smart as shit. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences i
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    Bird - Oh, you want to sleep-in on your day off? Let me play you the song of my people
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